Some awesome quotes:



"When I finally picked a new healthcare plan, I picked an HMO. Then Michael comes up to me and said 'Why'd you pick a homo?' And I said 'I didn't. And that's a derogatory word for a homosexual.' Then he said 'No. You are.' And then he called me a slut." -Toby from The Office








"The value of life can today undergo a kind of 'eclipse,' even though conscience does not cease to point to it as a sacred and inviolable value, as is eveidency in the tendency to disguise certain crims against life in its early or final stages by using innocuous medical terms which distract attention from the fact that what is involved is the right to life of an actual human person." - JP2's Evangelium Vitae








"I want to wear your skin for my birthday party." -Obsessed fan from Blades of Glory